Darling Live Pet Monkey! Live Delivery Guaranteed!

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Darling Live Pet #Monkey! Guaranteed Live Delivery [#vegan #govegan]

This is a real ad. Not only is this a real ad, but I remember this ad in the back of my Spiderman comic when I was a kid! To think that they were selling live monkeys for $18.95 and guaranteeing a live delivery … is just so wrong. I mean, not that a live delivery is wrong but just that they were shipping monkeys for $18.95 is wrong. They also mention in the ad that these little Squirrel Monkeys are “almost human” and like lollipops (which, of course, is their primary source of nutrition in the wild).

Does anyone know anyone who ordered one of these? Comments, please.

Go vegan.

One thought on “Darling Live Pet Monkey! Live Delivery Guaranteed!

  1. perrilove

    While I don’t know anyone who has actually responded to this type of ad, I do remember the South Park episode where the boys ordered the “sea men” and they started a colony that worshipped Cartman. Hilarious!

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