NATIONWIDE ALERT: Cows Everywhere Getting Pregnant. Bulls Nowhere to be Seen.

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Cows Getting Pregnant. Bulls Nowhere to be Seen.

NATIONWIDE ALERT: Cows by the millions are finding themselves in a constant state of pregnancy but claim they haven’t been around a bull in years. Β “I’m not sure why this keeps happening,” said one cow who had just gotten a positive read on her EPT. “If I’m not mistaken, you need a ‘boy cow’ to get pregnant? This is the third time in as many years.” The cow did later admit that the farmer may have had his hand (or entire arm) in this phenomenon. More details as this story mounts.

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