A Day on the Farm
The cow says “moo”
The cow says “moo” even louder when the farmer shoves his entire arm up into the cow’s uterus to impregnate her so she can begin lactating so he can milk her so you can have ice cream!
The baby chicks go “cheep cheep”
That is, unless they are male chicks and then they are useless on the farm and are ground up alive in a grinder! That’s called chick culling!
The baby pig goes “oink oink”
And squeals even louder when taken away from its mother and slaughtered at 6 months old so you can eat bacon!
The duck goes “quack quack”
Until it is violently force fed corn mash through a tube until its liver explodes so you can enjoy a delicious helping of foie gras! That’s French for “torture and abuse a duck to death!”
The lamb says “baaaa baaaa”
Since within weeks of birth, its ears are hole-punched, their tails are chopped off, and the males are castrated without anesthetics! All so you can wear wool socks!
And the happy farmer goes “yeehaw!”
As he rubs the blood off his boots, climbs on his tractor and rides home from another day on the farm! It’s rodeo night!