Veganism: Because Man Was Meant to Walk Erect

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An erection begins in the brain. Through physical or mental stimulation, nerves in the brain send messages to nerves in the penis. Oftentimes, done right, stimulating conversation is enough to trigger this process. This stimulation then starts the blood flow into the penis, producing an erection. Boom.

The better the blood flow, the better the erection. The more freely blood can flow into the penis, the more impressive the erection. The quicker blood can get down there, the quicker you can “get down.” Cue porno music.

It’s all about having clean and clear blood vessels and, as we are all well aware, blood vessels become clogged and blood flow becomes slowed, by a diet high in saturated fat and cholesterol — in other words, by consuming meat, eggs, and dairy. In fact, erectile dysfunction may be an early indicator of heart disease. But, as a man gets older isn’t it harder to get hard?

It’s quite simple, actually. A natural cure for erectile dysfunction, a condition that impacts the lives of nearly 30,000,000 men in the U.S. (the U.S. leads the world in erectile dysfunction … no one can beat us), is switching to a plant-based diet.

“Cholesterol builds up not only inside the arteries that feed our heart muscle, but inside all of our blood vessels.” said Dr. Greger of NutrionFacts.org. “In the heart, atherosclerosis can cause a heart attack. In the brain, it can cause a stroke. In our legs, it can cause peripheral vascular disease and result in debilitating cramping; in our vertebral arteries, it can cause disc degeneration and lower back pain. And clogs in our pelvic arteries can lead to sexual dysfunctionβ€”and not just in men.”

Research goes on to prove that a diet rich in fruits and vegetables and free from the artery-clogging meats and butters and creams, can reverse the harm done over the years. A plant-based diet will also increase energy/stamina, help with weight loss, and improve the healthiness of your skin. Making you a much sexier man. A man ready for sex. A man who knows what he wants …

… because, after all, man was meant to walk erect.

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